Frankly, I sort of hoped I would never run into Nicoletta again. And I knew for a fact she didn’t like me either. But, if she could tell I wasn’t into her, that would explain this whole charade. It’s what girls like that do. She was texting me simply to be able to get mad and hate me when I didn’t respond. Everyone wants to play their little movie role. Like Cindy the night before! Classic character from a rom-com. Those six words were the first she ever said to me, and she said them as if we already had some established dynamic. ‘I’m the best friend, asshole, and you’re the douchebag on this week’s episode of House Girls: Island Living’. And what the hell was going on with the hot tub? Someone, at least one person in that house, had to be smart enough to figure out you don’t accidentally turn a jacuzzi into a vat of hydrochloric acid Walter White himself would use to dissolve his next necessary victim.
Then a new batch came in:
“question. did u fuck w/ my hot tub?“
“hello???“
Nick Denardi 