April 10, 2022 – Photoblog

We bought a zoo 😊

Okay, but we did go to the zoo for Vici’s (Vick-EE) nephew’s birthday. Lil dude was asleep in his stroller after like an hour so we kinda just chilled. Although Vici’s mother took a turn too wide going into the parking lot and rammed a guard post and exploded her front left tire. Thing was gaping more than… well, it was gaping. And Germany’s version of AAA came and said it was minimum of 900 (NINE HUNDRED) euros since her husband wasn’t there. I don’t know about you, but that sounds like a certain kind of -ism- to me. So me and Vici’s brothers cornered the guy and ended having to beat the piss out of him next to the alpaca enclosure. Mr. Emperor and his new groove chilled with that carrot in his mouth as we absolutely dropped hammers on this 78 year old man until he fixed the car for free.

In reality, the guy just left and we had to wait for someone to pick us up later. The owner of the dealership is a family friend so he said he’d sort it out. Got home around 3 and continued working on the Frankfurt Project, and watched a good amount of Schitt’s Creek, which has only gotten better and better each season. The Levy family has established themselves as a national treasure for Canadians, which is great, because we American’s don’t deserve them.

See you tomorrow,

Nick